The XX/XY Excremental Hypothesis

XX

Baseline

All men are $h!t.

Before dating

Except for this guy, all men are $h!t.

Dating (honeymoon period, less than 6 months)

He's hot $h!t.

Dating (remainder)

Men are $h!t, except when $h!t hits the fan, then my man is THE $h!t.

Engagement

I can work with this $h!t.

Marriage

Trying to turn this $h!t into the man of my dreams.

XY

Baseline

I'm THE $h!t.

Before dating

Hey there, I'm still THE $h!t.

Dating (honeymoon period, less than 6 months)

Alright she says I'm THE $h!t, too.

Dating (remainder)

What? I'm not THE $h!t?

Engagement

Oh $h!t.

Marriage

Where'd my $h!t go?