Monday, November 14, 2005

Silly shot girls

If you're going to use sexuality to sell something, you cannot be disturbingly overflowing your overly tight pants and belly shirt. I'm lumpy, alabaster pale, and oddly angular, so I keep several layers on to help me blend in with living. Don't have the body for something spare the rest of us, go tan / exercise / diet / get requisite surgery and curse your shallow physical existence. Furthermore, if you plan on prancing around on the bar throwing out merchandise, try to avoid stepping on patrons attempting to purchase beverages. Once said patron has saved his digits, could you get out of the way so I can spend money in your employer's establishment. And don't give me tone when I refuse your ridiculous ball cap and ask you to side step about a yard so that I may conduct business. Shearing you off at the knees can almost be considered fashion euthanasia.

1 comment:

welfareloser said...

fashion euthanasia. you're so gay.